A Horrifying Story
(High School Reunion Conversations Version)

Here is a transcript of the majority of the conversations I had at my high school reunion last month.

Me: Hi, good to see you again.

Fellow Alumni: Oh, hey, good to see you too.

Me: How have you been?

Fellow Alumni: Good, how about yourself?

Me: Pretty good. Can't complain.

Fellow Alumni: That's good.

Me: Yeah.

Fellow Alumni: ...

Me: ...

Fellow Alumni: ...

Me: …

Fellow Alumni: ...

Me: Well, it was good seeing you again.

Fellow Alumni: Yeah, same here. Take care.

[We walk away from each other, never to speak to one another again.]