Golden Literature's Maddox 10th Anniversary Tribute Series. Part 5 of 5

Children Are Talented

** This is a parody of "I am better than your kids" by Maddox.

The Premise: Children are very talented in many domains, especially art. Here I will analyze some children’s drawings and assign them a grade between ‘A’ and ‘F’.

 

	Very creative work! This definitely has a refrigerator magnet in its future! A
Sally, age 8

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

	Excellent! This was well worth the thousands of dollars your parents paid to give you private art lessons. A
Chuck, age 6

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

	Some people would call you a talentless waste of semen who should have been aborted, but not me. Nice job! A
Max, age 5

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

	Cool picture Billy! It almost compensates for the fact that you’re getting bad grades in school and have no friends…almost. A
Billy, age 9

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

	Wow, a Flyers symbol! It’s unoriginal, uninspired, and yet totally awesome! A
Sam, age 7

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

	This one…well…let’s just say you’re a nice kid and leave it at that. B+
Melissa, age 3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't believe how much children rule.

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