Golden Literature's Maddox 10th Anniversary Tribute Series. Part 1 of 5
I am better than your pets
** This is a parody of "I am better than your kids" by Maddox.
The Premise: I am smarter and contribute more to society than your pets. Therefore, I have the right to judge their looks. I’ll be assigning a grade of ‘Cute’ through ‘Fugly’.
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Hey Princess, nice brown freckles. It looks like someone stuck their ass in your face and sprayed diarrhea all over it, making you literally the shittiest dog I’ve ever seen. Fugly |
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Princess, age 9
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This looks like less of a dog than a cum rag. Fugly |
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Mitzi, age 4
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This one wouldn’t be too bad if you gave him a haircut, a bath, wiped the snot from under his eyes, and reconstructed his face. But alas, he is Fugly |
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Rainbow, age 6
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Jesus Christ. Fugly |
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Sprinkles, age 7
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Free tip asshole, if you’re going to beg for attention, don’t look like such an ugly fuck while doing it. Fugly |
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Spot, age 3
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I rule.
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