Welcome
to Golden Literature: A Whole-Assed Attempt at Humor Writing
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(7.19.2008) - I'm taking a break from this website for
the remainder of the summer season. I'll resume posting in Early
September (hopefully at the original rate of once per 7-10 days).
To hold you over, my brother may contribute a few articles. However,
he's very lazy and doesn't exist, so don't get your hopes up.
Description
and Mission Statement
Golden
Literature is a humor and satire website dedicated to providing
entertaining stories and articles for its readers and a creative
writing outlet for myself. This concept is built around the simple
premise that reading should be an inherently enjoyable activity.
For too long, schools, the internet, and the business world have
largely destroyed people's desire to read through an onslaught of
boring textbooks, educational novels, illegible webpages, and pointless
long-winded emails, among other drivel. Even much of the publishing
industry has become a part of the problem by constantly pushing
the same content repeatedly to the point where most of their products
are now stale and unappealing.
Golden Literature
strives to be a part of the solution. When you finish reading a
story or article from this site, you should be thinking, "Hey,
I enjoyed that and it was nice to read something without stressing
the shit out of my brain or feeling like I wasted irreplaceable
minutes of my life," or "This is the most pleasurable
reading material I've come across that didn't involve pictures of
naked women/men" (Sadly, I just can't measure up to reading
material of that caliber).
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