Golden Advertising

For super-effective marketing that doesn’t require any work on your part, you simply can’t beat advertising on GoldenLiterature.com

With over infinity-plus-one RSS readers, GoldenLiterature.com is the most subscribed to website on the internet. With a number like that, our unique visitor and page view count obviously rocks all kinds of socks.

While none of our articles have made the front page of Digg and we don’t rank particularly high on Alexa, our website has been consistently featured on such popular venues as The Internet - the world’s most popular destination for media content.

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Advertisement Cost: Only $1,000,000!

What a Great Deal!!! You Get ALL of the following:

* Your Advertisement will appear above the banner and to the right of the main content.

* All stories and articles will be replaced with your Advertisement.

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* The GoldenLiterature.com domain will redirect to your promotional website.

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Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity! Advertise on GoldenLiterature.com today! Send all inquiries to: [email protected]

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