It doesn't matter that "The Dark Night" is the fourth-highest grossing movie of all-time or that it won a couple of Oscars. The movie would have been way better as a Norm MacDonald comedy vehicle. Here's the proof.
Our Story:
Billionaire Weekend Update reporter by day, crime-fighting vigilante by night, Bruce Wayne has devoted his life to comedy and to protecting the good citizens of Gotham City. But as our tale begins, it seems that someone may have found out about Bruce Wayne's double life.
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Bruce Wayne
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Later that day, Bruce catches up with his old flame, Rachel Dawes.
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With all that boring backstory out of the way, Bruce Wayne dons his Batman costume for what turns out to be an important night. After spending weeks trying to track him down, The Dark Night finally meets face-to-face with the city's most dangerous criminal.
Joker
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Joker
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Officer
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Thanks to the efforts of Batman, OJ Simpson will safely be locked away in Arkham Asylum, and the city of Gotham will become just a little bit safer, but there is still the matter of Harvey Dent...
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Harvey Dent
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Harvey Dent
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As Harvey falls to his death, Batman reunites with Commissioner Gordon.
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Comm. Gordon
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(The End)
And now, here's an exclusive preview for the upcoming Dark Night sequel:
Riddler
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